The Corona Virus Makes Kandy PHATTA

I has been in lock down because of this virus stuff the past 9 weeks. I have had nothin to do but eat!! Even though I have no clothes that fit, I weigh 329 lbs and feel so lethargic, I'm out of make-up to paint my whore pig face, I feel really sexy! I mean just look at my big saggy tits and huge belly apron, and my puffy pig face!! Then just look how big my ass is now!!! I guess this Corona Virus thing really helped me out!! Well I'm gonna go and order a pizza and a couple of 2 liter bottle of soda. Then eat a half gallon of ice cream fo dessert!!