Miss Davis, The Bitchy Math Teacher

Miss Davis is not only a bitch as a math teacher, she's also a klutz. How else could she manage to slip and knock herself out cold as a mackerel as she was about to take her morning shower? Gotta give her credit for versatility, though. When she groaned and rolled over as she was regaining consciousness, she went from doing a mackerel imitation to a beached whale imitation!