Chubby British old splosher Janie H
A tragic story about the consequences of catching your husband wanking off to pictures of older ladies. She looks at the model in question and say " Fucking 'ell Horace, I've got tits like her, my cunt isn't hairy, I look a bit like her if yer pissed and hey, my fucking name is Janie too. We can be minted if I pose".
So Horace gets his camera out, takes about 400 really poorly posed shots, submits 8 galleries to a well known crap porn site and waits for the money to roll in.
"Cancel that wi'kend in Filey love, it'll be Vegas next year".
Weeks go by, not a fucking penny.
"Looks like you'll be back on t' bacon slicer at t' local Morrsons Janie" said Horace.
"Shit" said Janie